Life is much like Facebook.
People will like your problems & comment but no one's gonna solve them.
Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.

We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.

A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.